The pics that didn't start my modeling career

Back by popular demand, the first legible pictures ever taken with my Dakota cam. One of the days I was playing around with the cameras, I was also in the process of cleaning Mountains of Other Peoples' Crap out my closet, and happened across a very interesting (or should I say amusing) garment. My brother's girlfriend was over and saw it, and convinces me to put in on and model for her, while she picks up the camera (complete with soldered-in USB cable dangling off of it) and starts snapping away. A couple days later the announcement came: the camera was officially hacked! John had figured out how to extract the FLASH memory contents and unscramble them. So these ended up being the first pictures successfully retrieved from my Dakota cam, posted on the internet to show all the interested parties that the procedure worked, and the image quality. Got some chuckles from all around, and my Ugliest. Wallpaper. Ever. has probably achieved cult-classic status in some countries. These were taken down and replaced with nicer images once I could be bothered to take new pictures and wait through the (at that time) 10-hour process of retrieving the data and unscrambling it with 2 additional programs, but I figured since they're probably floating around the 'net by now anyway, and people always need stuff to laugh at (yes, people I'm referring to, you know who you are :-), I'd just throw them back in here.