- You don't even have to build it yourself, let our computers do all the
AD-Ons - Free popups, AdSquares, watermarks and more to fuck
up enhance your page.
- When you put your page here, we have full political control of its contents...
and we ain't afraid to use it!
Pages That Suck
- Add sales links to your pages and earn US cash! You'll of course get
three cents on the dollar...
- As soon as you hit the "Upload" button, your page belongs permanently
to us! Maybe that's not such a great reason, in retrospect...
& Web Gestapo - Our lawyers will get your anti-HitlerCities
site shut down no matter WHERE it's hosted, so you may as well make things
easy on us and put it here.
Administration - we can't count, for one thing. But please trust
us with your homepage and personal information anyway. Pleeease?
New and Noteworthy
Woohoo! Wizards Too lazy to get off your ass and make
your own homepage? No matter! They're just to bait search engines and bring
traffic to our grotesque advertising anyway, so just sit back and use our
Homepage Wizard to autogenerate one for you on a random topic.
New Neighborhood Look We've given our Neighborhoods
a brand new look and some added features! This unfortunately took up all
the money we had set aside for backup equipment and server upgrades...sorry.
Make Us Money Sign up for Pages
That Suck! Bastardize your page with links to seedy Web stores that
invariably refuse to pay their referral fees at the end of the month.
If you need help getting started or
have other questions, go away and quit wasting our valuable time. Come
back when you have some CONTENT for us to advertise on!
Policy (The FTC caught us selling your
personal information without permission and made us put this privacy link
here for 5 years.)
Special thanx to Bill
Webb for the Web Space this parody is currently wasting on cexx.org/hc
parody page is intended as satire, an is (thankfully) not connected to
the Yahoo!GeoCities Corp. in any way, shape or form. All trademarks are
hereby acknowledged as property of their respective owners.