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We made you put this on every page at the beginning, but now we've found even better ways to annoy your visitors!
They plop-up ALL over your homepage!
OK, It's not for your homepage... it's for your email box! We didn't sell your address to spammers, they just hacked in and stole it! (that's our story and we're stickin' to it.)
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Pages That Suck
Mess up your homepage with lots of advertorial paylinks
Porn Banners
As stated in our TOS, you can't put porno on your page. That doesn't stop US though...
We stuck this 'Branding' thing on your page to get in good with potential shareholders. Don't worry, our NEW advertising gimmicks are even more annoying....
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Every HitlerCities page comes with an invisible tracking device--a teeny tiny transparent image tacked onto the bottom of every page.
The AdForce Virus (ext)
Get lots of debugging practice! Our AdFarce banner scripts randomly generate all sorts of HTML coding errors on your page.
Who generates the most  Advertising Impressions?
These are our featured members. They're mostly illegal porn and warez pages and against the TOS, but let's face it, they make us a shitload of money. Visit them today! 

LeechEasy's WaReZ PaGe
Chickenlover234's Home Page
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Rudy's Porn Shack
HitlerCities Lover's Homepage


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  2. Home Page AD-Ons - Free popups, AdSquares, watermarks and more to fuck up enhance your page. 
  3. Censorship - When you put your page here, we have full political control of its contents... and we ain't afraid to use it! 
  4. Pages That Suck - Add sales links to your pages and earn US cash! You'll of course get three cents on the dollar...
  5. Copyright ownership - As soon as you hit the "Upload" button, your page belongs permanently to us! Maybe that's not such a great reason, in retrospect...
  6. Fascist Policies & Web Gestapo - Our lawyers will get your anti-HitlerCities site shut down no matter WHERE it's hosted, so you may as well make things easy on us and put it here.
  7. Incompetent Administration - we can't count, for one thing. But please trust us with your homepage and personal information anyway. Pleeease?
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New Neighborhood Look
We've given our Neighborhoods a brand new look and some added features! This unfortunately took up all the money we had set aside for backup equipment and server upgrades...sorry.

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