On business in Brussels, Microsoft's Bill Gates was
splatted in the face by a pie. The thrower, notorious for splatting the
rich & famous with cream pies, was nearly brought up on assault charges.
Now, you can enjoy the experience of splatting Bill gates with a gooey
pie right from your living room, with no fear of litigation!...
The pies are being prepared at this very moment. Meanwhile, Bill
Gates is being lured into position by an animated Web Browser logo placed
in the vicinity, which he intends to attack and assimilate. This logo is
currently visible in the upper-right corner of your browser's toolbar.
When it stops moving, Gates is in-position and ready to receive a creaming.
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