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"Regarding local residents attempting
to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says
he's worried about his child's innocence, and I'll show you a homeowner
trying to maintain equity." - George Carlin
Not much to report here...
I know I haven't touched this thing
in...forever, but I just couldn't resist. 3 good flames in a couple short
weeks, and they were neck-and-neck in my subjective scorings for Flame
Points.
Since I haven't touched this
site since the last Ice Age and my hard drive needs a cleaning, I'll dump
all the odd stuff I find on it here. K?
Oh, and the next Internet company
I catch referring to a personal website as "Content" gets a boot up their
ass. |
Where to go now? Push the buttons below to go to the main areas,
or see below them for even more stuff.
This is that odd stuff that just pops out of one's brain
from time to time. Think of this as that odd stuff dumped from brain to
keyboard. Mad rants & ramblings, poetry, and random stuff I've written
that bored people may care to waste their time reading... |
A page to release some steam about my Macintosh SE, which
gave us grief from the moment we got it..I hate that damn thing! I know,
I have no right to bitch because ALL computers sucked in 1987, but still,
I hate the damn thing! |
Windows humor
Free programs I've written
Windows 95 logo screens
The legendary Bill Gates Pie in
the Face and Fun Page, customizing, and the
Microsoft
Piracy Police Time-Waster Page |
The Odds & Ends page is where I stuck all the other nifty
stuff I couldn't stick anywhere else: random photos (days in the life of
your much-beloved webmaster), a search engine spy, links, a fun page for
idiots and more... |
A mad man (me) puts on his tinfoil beanie and rants of paranoid
conspiracies... |
Highlights
TI82 Games
Bastard GeoCities Sysadmin From Hell
Disgruntled Webmasters Ring
The Rippin-On-Geocities department
The FWP everyone loves to hate and I have had an... interesting history.
Eventually I realised the stuff I'd created in regard to them was enough
to warrant a category all its own.
Amusing Images & Animations, & other media
That infernal Dancing Paperclip offers
advice to a Windows user.
Dribble Dicks
Best Viewed With... parody buttons to those
"Best viewed with Microsoft Internet Explorer version 8.01496 thru 8.01498
Service Pack B with 24 Million Colours (No More and No Less) at 1024x768
Resolution With Your Head Turned Sideways" buttons that litter the Web.
Dirty 'lil Cupid (animation) - from an incredibly
annoying and stupid ICQ chain-letter gag I started
around Valentines Day (those Internet Kisses and 50 other dumb chainletters
coming in every few minutes on ICQ got me pissed off enough to do it).
The Styx: Violence (a political satire on the
whole "Net Blocking Craze" around the time of the Columbine High School
shootings)
Free Webspace! The used-car salesmen of the
Internet...
Bob Dole Battles Impotence
(mp3) - As seen on Audiogalaxy (& Napster?)
Micropimp: Where are they taking you today?
Microsoft Idiot Exploiter pisses me off
Valentines Day Protest: This is not my graphic,
I found it someplace, where I don't remember. Please don't sue. (Or at
least get in line and wait your turn :) No pushing folks, we're in America...there
are enough lawyers for everybody)
Wall Of Shame
Believe it or not, the Internet contains morons. Most of the
time they hang around aol.com, but every once in a while they escape the
walled garden and descend upon my Web site to wreak havoc and poor grammar.
I think there's a factory somewhere in Indiana that mass-produces them.
Inbox Flambe 1
Inbox Flambe 2
Flame Week 2001
The Graveyard
Since I'm one of those packrat types that has a hard time tossing anything
out, all my deprecated pages are catalogued here. Reasons for their Graveyard
status are included.
That stuff that accumulates at the bottom of every personal homepage
(disclaimers, webrings, Causes To Support...)
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there!)
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